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gorgeous Georgians

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(GREGORIAN CHANT-STYLE)


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Horrible histories presents
Terrible Transport.

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Camels, Camels, Camels!

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Are you in second-century Egypt?

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Do you need a camel?
Of course you do.

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Everyone needs camels.

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Camels are the perfect mode
of desert transport.

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They're strong, reliable,

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and need less water
than your average donkey.

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Ooh, no offence.
(BRAYS)

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Whoa!

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Camels, Camels, Camels
has camels for just 600 drachma.

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But don't take my word for it.

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Here it is,
right from the camel's mouth.

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I'll take a camel.
Congratulations.

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You've just bought yourself
a luxury camel

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from Camels, Camels, Camels!
(CHEERS)

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Ugh.
Warning! Camels may spit.

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Stay away from their mouths.

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Uh, probably should have
mentioned that sooner.

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Yes, here at Camels, Camels, Camels,

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we've got camels
for all your camel needs.

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I need a camel!

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But they're not cheap.

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I'd have to pay for permits and fees
to take them down certain roads,

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and I'd have to pay extra high taxes
compared with other animals.

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Well, stop worrying,

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because here at
Camels, Camels, Camels,

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you can buy part of a camel.

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And I don't just mean the legs.

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You'll be sharing it with
someone else and you'll save money.

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Great! I'll take half a camel.
Done!

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You can share it with Steve.
Hello.

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He's just paid.
Oh!

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Ugh!

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I love my new camel.
Ugh!

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Oh, remember to stay away
from their mouths.

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I really should open with that.

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You need camels. We got camels!

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But, uh... Oh. Who's this?

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I work for the governor of Egypt.

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I've come to take your camels.

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I won't be paying you.

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Well, help yourself

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and don't forget to stand
right in front of their mouths.

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It helps them bond with you.

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Oh, thanks. Good tip.

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(CAMELS GRUNT)

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Ooh...

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Ugh! Oh...

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Camels, Camels, Camels

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for buying camels, renting camels,

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and if you work for the governor,
just taking them without paying.

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I've got camel flob in my eyes!

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So come on down to
Camels, Camels, Camels today.

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Agh!

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Don't get the hump. Get a camel!

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I'm in 43 AD, ancient Rome,

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where Emperor Claudius has banned
the use of carts in towns,

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along with
all the other transportation

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save walking on foot.

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Welcome to Fast In The Past.

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"What's that?" I hear you say?

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"No carts?

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"What's a handsome speed demon
like you

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"doing in a place like this?"

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Well, the clever folks
of ancient Rome

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might have come up with a workaround.

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I'm here to review the Roman litter.

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Don't be fooled by the name.

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This beast is anything but rubbish.

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It's a four-person powered,

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two-pole, one-seater celebration
of Roman know-how.

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It goes to top speeds
as fast as these guys can run.

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,And yes, don't worry,
it's ecologically friendly

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because the engine is powered on
whatever you feed them.

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Let's take her for a spin.

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Well, the makers of the litter

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claim it can go from zero
to walking speed

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as long as it takes to say "forward."

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Forward.

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Not bad. Now let's see what this
baby's second gear, running, can do.

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Lads, put your foot down. Fast.

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Fast.
Boom! Cappuccino.

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Now, the effort of carrying a litter
under the hot sun

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must be exhausting.

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Not for me.
I'm on this luxurious upholstery,

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and I've even got a roof which
protects me not only from the sun,

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but from any wee or poo
thrown from windows.

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I hate my job.

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And check this out -
I can control the vehicle

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using the simple
voice-activated command system.

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Stop!
Stop.

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Back.
Back.

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Yep. She's a classy little runaround.

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And by classy, I mean that
it's used only by the upper classes,

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from important people all the way to
the imperial family at the very top.

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Stop!
No, I didn't say stop,

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I said top.

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Forward.
Forward!

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Put your backs into it.

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Back!
No, I didn't say back.

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Forward!
Forward!

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You're letting yourselves down.
Down!

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Stop!
Stop!

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As you can see, the control system
can be a little temperamental.

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So, to sum up, in a town
where carts are banned,

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it'll get you from A to B
pretty fast.

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Fast!
No, no! Guys, stop!

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We're going in the river.
Going in the river!

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No!

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(SPLASH!)

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Imagine that! Only being able to
travel around by walking,

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being carried or riding a camel.

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Before modern vehicles
were invented,

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travelling anywhere would take AGES.

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Unless you were lucky enough
to have a sailboat or a horse.

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It's no wonder that people
really looked after their animals.

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Mind you, one particular man
took that to a whole new level.

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Hey, guys. Henry VIII here.

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HVIII in the house!

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Or a field. Whatever.

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Now, you all know that I'm into
armour, hunting and food.

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Nom, nom, nom, nom.

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But today I want to
talk about horses.

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I'm a horse nerd!

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I love horses!

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They're the only way to travel.

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I especially love coming
to my Barbary horse stable

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and hanging out
with my horse handler...

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Hello.
I love that name.

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But not as much as I love horses!

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I'm actually the first monarch to
breed horses especially for racing.

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Tell them what I did
when I was campaigning in France.

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I believe you raced horses.

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And why did I do that?

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(SIGHS)

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Because you really love horses.

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Because I really love horses!

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One, time I bought 300 horses
in Holland.

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People often say, "Hey, Henry,
how many horses do you have?"

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And I say, "Not enough!
Bring me more horses."

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Super horse nerd!

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Here's where I come
to watch the working horses

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enjoy a happy retirement.

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Oh, there's Kunithada and Governator.

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Aren't they lovely?

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Yes.

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We thank you for
your services, horses!

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Zinzano.
Oh.

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Thank you for your service, horses.
A bit better.

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Some people say to me,

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"Oh, Henry,
you must love all horses, then."

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And to them I say,
"No, I do not love all horses!"

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Tiny horses enrage me.

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That's why I had a law passed

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saying any horse over the age of two
and shorter than 15 hands is banned.

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Hands are a unit to measure
a horse's height.

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Which, if you love horses
as much as me,

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you'd already know!

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Any horse I thought was too short,
I had destroyed,

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and I had them...
Henry, have you seen my...

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Oh, are you
talking about horses again?

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You knew this about me
when you married me, Anne.

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Well, if you love horses so much,
why don't you marry one?

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Well, maybe I will!

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That's actually an awesome idea.

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Zinzano!

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Find me a horse bride.

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Neigh!

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Horse nerd out.

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Ooh, coming through!

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Oh, OK! Yes, please.

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Oh, sorry. Don't mind me.

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Just driving the vehicle
of the future. Oh, this?

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It's called the Laufmaschine,

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or better known as my velocipede.

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That's a blooming dandy horse,
that's what that is.

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Oi! Watch your mouth.

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I'll have you know that this
is the future

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of pedestrian acceleration.

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It's all the rage in Frankfurt.

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Ooh, Frankfurt!

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"Ooh!" Is the right response.

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I bet you're looking for
a demonstration, aren't you?

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Not really.
OK. What you want to do

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is get both legs
on either side like that,

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and then get ready to run
like the wind, baby!

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Ooh-hoo! Come on, velo...

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Ooh!
Excuse me!

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I know, I know.
It's made entirely of wood.

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Very perceptive.

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It's got a perch
with a cushion on it,

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you know, for maximum booty comfort.

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No. I was wondering
if you could move it.

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Your wheel's on my husband's foot!

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Of course. It's easy.
You just lift it.

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Agh!
There we are.

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Sorry, mate.
So, can it go up hills?

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No.

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Can it go down hills?

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Most certainly. If anything,
it's too good at that.

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It doesn't have any brakes, so, uh,
have been one or two crashes.

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Shame there isn't another way
of making the wheels turn.

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Like what?

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Like, um, some way
of giving you some thrust

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without having to walk it along?

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Now, THAT would be a good invention.

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(LAUGHS) I think you'll find

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that THIS is a good invention,
thank you very much.

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It doesn't need thrusts and brakes.

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Oi! get off that thing.
Who, me? On my velocipede?

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His dandy horse.
I care what it's called.

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It's a blooming nuisance.

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Riding these
on the pavement's banned.

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So I'm going to take you in.
Oh!

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Dandy horse away!
But it's not called that!

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You're on my husband's foot again!

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That's nasty, that.

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I wouldn't walk on that
if I was you.

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Do you know what you need?

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Dandy horse, mate.

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Good morning!
Annie Cohen Kopchovsky here.

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You find me on day one

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of my attempt to
cycle around the globe,

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Sponsored by the kind people

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at Londonderry Lithia
Spring Water Company.

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I've even changed my name
to Annie Londonderry.

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Plus, I've sold advertising
on my clothing.

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And wait till you see my bloomers.

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Ooh!

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So why am I doing this?

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Well, two idiot men had a bet

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that no woman could
cycle around the world,

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so I'm here to prove them wrong.

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Plus, I will win $10,000
in a wager if I make it.

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When I make it.

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To be honest, I've never really
cycled before.

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But I'm sure I'll be fiiiine...

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Agh!
(CRASH!)

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I finally made it
from Boston to New York,

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and now all the way here to Chicago.

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So where are you off to next, Annie?

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Oh, well, France, would you believe?

261
00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,520
In fact, I don't suppose you know

262
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,960
how to get there
from here in Chicago.

263
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,640
All you gotta do is cycle
all the way back to New York

264
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,720
and jump on a ship.

265
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,760
Back?

266
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,560
All the way back to New York.
Back?

267
00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,240
OK. Thank you, sir.
Back to New York.

268
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,360
See you later.

269
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,200
Hello from Marseilles!

270
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,280
This is Pierre.

271
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,600
Say bonjour, Pierre.
Bonjour, Pierre.

272
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,400
Ah! Him and a couple of his friends
tried to rob me,

273
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,600
but they soon set me free

274
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,560
when they realised
I didn't have anything.

275
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,600
Isn't that right, Pierre?

276
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,400
Oui. Kind of
regretting that now, but...

277
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,760
Keep in touch, yeah?

278
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,320
Annie?

279
00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,880
I've always wanted to visit
Japan and China.

280
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,400
And here in Dalian,

281
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,920
I kind of get to do both

282
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,680
because they're
fighting a war over it.

283
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,400
(GUNSHOT)
Agh...ow!

284
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,800
Well, you can't cycle across oceans,
can you?

285
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,760
You find me
here in Stockton, California,

286
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,240
back in the US of A.

287
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,000
(COUGHS)

288
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,440
I had a little scrape
with a runaway horse and cart.

289
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,320
Can I leave yet, doc?

290
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,440
MAN: No!
What does he know?

291
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,960
Hoo! Oh, no.

292
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,440
I made it.

293
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,960
The first woman to
cycle around the world.

294
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,880
Heh. Laters, haters.

295
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,720
Ho... Ah.

296
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,320
Can somebody get me a cushion?

297
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,680
I don't know
if I'll ever sit down again.

298
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,640
Bicycles?

299
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,960
Ugh!

300
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:41,200
They weren't regal enough
for a queen like me to travel on.

301
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,640
I preferred something
a little more grand,

302
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,040
which is why I was actually
the first ever British monarch

303
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,560
to travel by train.

304
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,800
Choo-choo!

305
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,000
Albert, I'm having second thoughts.

306
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,480
It's so dangerous.
Don't worry, Victoria.

307
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,800
You're just nervous because

308
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,920
you haven't been
on a train journey before.

309
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,040
But the speed!
It only goes at...

310
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,640
..44 miles an hour.

311
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:11,080
It's just a short journey
from Slough to London and...

312
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,360
Oh, we're moving! OK.

313
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,960
Is there a chance that
you're a teensy, weensy bit nervous,

314
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,120
darling, Albert?

315
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,480
No. I've taken the train many times.

316
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,800
You know how interested I am
in new technology.

317
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,160
Agh!
My life flashed before my eyes.

318
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,720
It was all green.

319
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,280
I think that was just a tree, babe.

320
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,440
Might be worth saying "Not quite
so fast next time, conductor."

321
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,240
Mm?
I'm actually rather charmed by it.

322
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,080
Oh! let's. Ask the driver
if we can go via the seaside.

323
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,120
Driver?

324
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,960
I'm afraid it doesn't
work like that, dear.

325
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,880
The train is on tracks,

326
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,320
the driver can't simply
choose where to go.

327
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,960
What an extraordinary way to travel.

328
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,360
Oh, look! Lots of people
have come out to say hello.

329
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,200
How do you do? How do you do?
How do you do? How do you...

330
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,480
It's not a very good way
to meet the public, is it?

331
00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,000
We should ask the driver to go back
so we can speak to them properly.

332
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,160
Driver!

333
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,800
At these startling speeds, my dear,

334
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,880
those people
are already a mile away.

335
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,320
Oh, well, we are going to
have to go back anyway.

336
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,240
I've left the cake at home.

337
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,640
Windsor Castle, please, driver!

338
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,760
Remember, the train is on tracks.

339
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,040
If we wish to go back, we have to
go to the end of the line

340
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,560
and turn the train around.

341
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,160
Oh, and please stop
talking about food.

342
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,640
Oh! Look at the countryside
whizzing by!

343
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,760
Yeah, I'd really rather not.

344
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,600
OK, fine.
I suppose we're nearly there.

345
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,120
Better have our picnic.

346
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,960
Oh, cow's tongue!

347
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,160
Oh...

348
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,360
(RETCHES)

349
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,280
We need to turn around.

350
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,840
Oh, darling, I'm afraid
that isn't how it works.

351
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,720
It's on tracks, you see.

352
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,800
You'll catch on.

353
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,720
Good day. I'm here in 1863,

354
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,480
where the London Underground
has just opened.

355
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,080
(COUGHS)

356
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,920
Yes. Yes. We've now got
special underground tunnels

357
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,120
that can transport people
halfway across the city.

358
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,320
Sadly, we're using
the same steam-blowing engines

359
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,400
that we use up in the open air
down here in the tunnels.

360
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,280
The smell and smoke down here
is awful.

361
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,000
So, what did the train guards
petition the company

362
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,240
to be allowed to do to
protect themselves from the fumes?

363
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,640
Was it:

364
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,560
The answer is A -

365
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,360
the guards asked to be
allowed to grow beards.

366
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,520
(COUGHS) Oh, it really is
a triumph of engineering.

367
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,840
Just a shame I can't see it
through all the smoke.

368
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,280
(COUGHS)

369
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,320
Probably the most popular
form of transport is the car.

370
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,600
There are over a billion
around the world,

371
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,640
and most of them
aren't very good for the environment.

372
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,400
They use fossil fuels
and release harmful emissions.

373
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,200
(FARTS)
Oh!

374
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,440
We all do it!

375
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,880
I try to protect the planet
whenever I can

376
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,400
by walking or riding a bike
instead of driving a car.

377
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,640
Also, people tend to stare
when they see a rat driving.

378
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,080
(LAUGHS)

379
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,320
Of course, when the first car
came out in 1885,

380
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,200
it didn't look much
like cars do now.

381
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,280
To be honest, I can't believe
this thing ever caught on.

382
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,680
Say guten tag to
the Benz First Class,

383
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,360
the very first practical,
available-to-buy car.

384
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,320
That's right, I said car,

385
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,160
not carrrr-t.

386
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,400
The Benz Patent-Motorwagen

387
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,960
is a three-wheel,
steering rod-controlled,

388
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,440
petrol-driven,

389
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,160
savage monster of
a horseless carriage.

390
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,640
There's nothing green
about this beauty

391
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,120
unless that's the colour
you're buying it in.

392
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,200
It's a vehicle so new and impressive

393
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,840
that inventor Karl Benz's
own local newspaper

394
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,800
said it was
useless, ridiculous and indecent.

395
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,600
Except they said it in German,

396
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,840
which just looks like
a cat walked across a typewriter.

397
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,520
Needless to say,
the government busybodies

398
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,880
have insisted that
when using the UK model,

399
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:20,880
you have a chap like this walking
in front of you, waving a red flag.

400
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,040
Guten morgen.

401
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,840
Hier ist meine rote Flagge.

402
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,920
Gobbledegook.

403
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,760
The Benz Patent-Motorwagen

404
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,880
can do speeds of
over nine miles an hour,

405
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,600
and can go from 0 to 2 miles an hour
faster than you can say,

406
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,880
"What's that roaring sound?"

407
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,960
For my money, this First Class Benz

408
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,840
is the greatest human achievement

409
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,560
since Sir William Wheel
created the...wheel, probably.

410
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,280
But don't take my word for it.

411
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,840
Let's hear it from an expert.

412
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,040
This is Bertha Benz.

413
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,920
Wie geht's?

414
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,400
Literally means nothing.

415
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,920
It means "how's it going?"

416
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,360
but you're clearly
too ignorant to know that.

417
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,440
Thank you very much.

418
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,240
My name is Bertha Benz,

419
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,240
the inventor Karl Benz's
wife and colleague.

420
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,400
I drove this car
on its first long-distance journey

421
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,520
when I travelled
over 80km to visit my mother.

422
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,640
Well, there you go -
a complex machine

423
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,440
so simple even a rank amateur
like her can have a go.

424
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,120
It's incredibly complicated.

425
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,720
We had to stop at a chemist
along the road to get petrol,

426
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,880
because that was the only place
that sold it.

427
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,800
And, when the car broke down,

428
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,240
I managed to fix it
with my hairpin and my underwear.

429
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,880
What, because you can't
use real tools?

430
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,040
So the...

431
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:42,000
So there we have it,
the 1885 Benz Patent-Motorwagen.

432
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,600
It may be the first car,

433
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,760
but it definitely won't be
the last one like it

434
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,440
we see on the market.

435
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,880
I'm betting they're going to get
sleeker and faster,

436
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,600
but, luckily for now,
I can outrun this one.

437
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,360
Schnell!
Agh!

438
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,920
Anyone know the German
for 'slow down'?

439
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,120
Coming soon...

440
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,600
I used to go through life
walking slow.

441
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,280
Oh, that isn't me.

442
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,560
But that is.

443
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,560
I'm Walter Arnold,
and I'm a speed demon.

444
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,280
I don't know who that other guy is,
just to be clear.

445
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,840
He must be going at
eight miles an hour!

446
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,640
And I can go
one more faster than that.

447
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,240
Now I've got an automobile,

448
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,840
my life's one endless,
high-octane road trip.

449
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,640
Oi! You can't go
at that speed in town!

450
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,320
The limit's two miles an hour!

451
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,400
Slow down
or I'll charge you with speeding.

452
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,280
You'll have to catch me first!

453
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,520
Fine.

454
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,040
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

455
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,160
I'm a speed demon.

456
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,160
Hear the roar of my engine!

457
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,120
Eat my dust, copper!

458
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,000
I'm right behind you.

459
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,440
Dream on, cyclist.

460
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,040
Oh, I thought I was
going faster than that.

461
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,440
I was the fastest man of 1896.

462
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,720
But I wasn't fast enough.

463
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:05,080
Impressive cycling.
What's the charge?

464
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,720
Driving at over two miles per hour.

465
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,800
Hah! I'll be back on the street
in no time.

466
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,280
I'm also charging you with

467
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,760
not having three persons
in control of the vehicle,

468
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,640
not having your name and address
in the vehicle,

469
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,280
and using a locomotive
without a horse.

470
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,680
What? Are those real charges?

471
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,920
Yeah, I think so.

472
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,080
You're actually the first person

473
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,520
who's ever been charged
with speeding.

474
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,040
Unbelievable.

475
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,840
I'm the first...

476
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,640
..and I'm furious.

477
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,480
The First And The Furious.

478
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,880
Having conquered travel
on land and sea

479
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,720
it's time for some blue-sky thinking.

480
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,560
That's right.
I'm talking about flying.

481
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,200
And, way before planes,

482
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,120
people took to the sky
in hot air balloons.

483
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,400
The first balloon flight
was in France in 1783.

484
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,760
And the passengers weren't people,

485
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,120
but a sheep, a duck and a cockerel.

486
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,240
Where was my invite? (SCOFFS)

487
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,040
Balloon mania took off,

488
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:06,560
and soon people were going on
big, ambitious adventures.

489
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,840
Ooh!

490
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,960
There it is, Monsieur Jeffries -

491
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,520
the coast of France.

492
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,320
You can feel very proud.

493
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,600
Your American money

494
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:22,120
has paid for the first cross-Channel
hot air balloon flight in history.

495
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,960
Thanks to your French expertise,
Mr Blanchard! (LAUGHS)

496
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,120
Our names will go down in history.

497
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:32,000
The first people to
fly from England to France.

498
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,040
We are the perfect team.
Yes, we are.

499
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,000
Ah! The skies!
Yes.

500
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,520
The birds!
Yes.

501
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,040
And the sea, so close
you can nearly touch it.

502
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,040
Yes.

503
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,480
Wait. What do you mean, close?

504
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,480
Ah! We're too heavy.

505
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,280
We must get rid of
everything that we do not need.

506
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,000
You, jump out.

507
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
How dare you, sir!

508
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,440
Whoa!

509
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,600
Can we lose the wings?

510
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,280
But if we lose the wings,
it won't look anything like a bird.

511
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,960
You're right.
They're completely useless.

512
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,640
What about the oars?

513
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,400
No, we're still too low. Look!

514
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,440
We're going to smash into
that cliff!

515
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,120
OK. Take off your clothes.

516
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,520
What?
For the weight!

517
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,560
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. OK.

518
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,920
It's not enough.

519
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,040
My nerves are making me
need the little balloonist's room.

520
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,360
That's it!

521
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,560
Wee in these bottles
and then throw them over the side!

522
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,640
(WATER TRICKLES)
Oh...

523
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,800
Ah...

524
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,760
(WATER CONTINUES TRICKLING)

525
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,800
(WATER CONTINUES TRICKLING)
Ooh...

526
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,120
Still going.
Mm-hm.

527
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,600
Ah! Wow.

528
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,960
2.5 litres of pee-pee!

529
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,560
I didn't know I'd been
holding it in for so long.

530
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,560
Oh, watch out for the fisherman.
Ah, whatever.

531
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,920
(THUD!)
MAN: Sacre bleu!

532
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,400
We... We did it! We're rising!

533
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,240
(LAUGHS)

534
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,120
We really are the perfect team.

535
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,360
(BOTH LAUGH)

536
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,520
Eugh.

537
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,920
Watch out for those trees. Agh!

538
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,600
Well, Blanchard, we're alive,

539
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,640
and we've successfully
made the crossing.

540
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,880
You must be so happy.

541
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,120
I'd be happier if I hadn't
just landed in a fir tree

542
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,160
with no trousers on!

543
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,120
My underwear is all full of needles.

544
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,440
Jeffries, someone's coming.

545
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,320
Well, it seems like
an angry French fishermen

546
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,400
with 2.5 litres of pee-pee.

547
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,080
You dropped this.

548
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,880
I thought I'd give it back to you.

549
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,000
Wow.

550
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,760
That's a lot of pee-pee.

551
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,200


552
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,480


553
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,960


554
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,680


555
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,720


556
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,600

with a cape to hide your face

557
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,200


558
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,720


559
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,440

if you did a two or one

560
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,000


561
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,920
ANNOUNCER: Please welcome
today's historical figure

562
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,680
who really needs the loo -

563
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,640
Amy Johnson.

564
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,440
(APPLAUSE)

565
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,520
Greetings, friend.

566
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,200
Are you Amy Johnson,
famous British pilot from the 1930s

567
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,440
and first woman to fly solo
from London to Australia?

568
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,800
Yes, I am.

569
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,960
I fly a little Gipsy Moth biplane
I call Jason.

570
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,960
(FARTING)
Oh, I'm so sorry.

571
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,160
I REALLY need to unload some cargo.

572
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,600
Don't touch that!
I don't know what it does.

573
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,080
Not to worry.
You're in the right place.

574
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,040
Because I am...

575
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,960
..Loo Man!
(APPLAUSE)

576
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,360
During World War Two,

577
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,960
you flew planes all over Britain

578
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,640
to make sure they were in
the right place for the war effort.

579
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,080
An important job.

580
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,400
But where do you do your jobs?
(FARTING)

581
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,840
Well, when I flew
from England to Australia,

582
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,680
I stopped off in Baghdad,

583
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,600
and I was so desperate,
I just peed on the runway.

584
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,840
Well, that doesn't
need to happen here.

585
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,560
As long as you answer
two questions about your life!

586
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,080
It's time for Plop Quiz!

587
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,320
(APPLAUSE)
Now...

588
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,480
Answer questions one and two
and I'll let you do a...

589
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,880
Poo!

590
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,400
Fine. But can we please
hurry it along a little?

591
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,720
My tyres are almost
touching the runway. (FARTING)

592
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,840
Question number one.

593
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,080
On your long-distance flights,

594
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,080
did you have any proper disasters?

595
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,360
Well, when I was flying
across the Atlantic,

596
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,080
we ran out of fuel
and landed in a bog.

597
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,880
Bog? As in the toilet?

598
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,040
Oh, no. No. Sorry.

599
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,120
I understand where
the confusion came. I mean a swamp.

600
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,920
OK, well, question number two.

601
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,760
(LAUGHTER)
Gets me every time.

602
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,560
If you're in a plane
for a long time,

603
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,640
how do you fit in your toilet time?

604
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,840
Uh, well,
I have something called a pee tube.

605
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,840
And if I need to go,
I just wee into that. (FARTING)

606
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,440
Ooh...

607
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,880
Is this nearly over?

608
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,440
I've got a very heavy bomber
in there,

609
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,840
and it's really
pushing on the hangar doors.

610
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,880
You have done more than enough.

611
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,960
You may pass...
Oh!

612
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,960
..solids.
(GROANS, FARTING)

613
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,440
Join me next time,

614
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,080
when I'll be stopping more historical
celebrities from having a poo

615
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,760
to ask them questions just for you.

616
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,440
Bombs away!

617
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,520
Oh!

618
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,480
Amy Johnson was one of
the many brave women and men

619
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,320
whose courage, imagination
and spirit of adventure

620
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,360
helped us take to the skies.

621
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,240
Thanks to her, and the many
who came before and after,

622
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:42,520
it wasn't long before the idea
of flying was really taking off.

623
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,160


624
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,200


625
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,600


626
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,640


627
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,560


628
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,680


629
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,280


630
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,320


631
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,480


632
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,760


633
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,400


634
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400


635
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,040


636
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,520


637
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,280


638
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,120


639
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,400

to risk their lives

640
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,160

rage, rage, rage, rage, rage.

641
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,120

stage, stage, stage, stage, stage

642
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,160

page, page, page, page, page

643
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,320


644
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,040


645
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,000

scene, scene, scene, scene, scene

646
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,960

steam, steam, steam, steam, steam

647
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,160

a dream, dream, dream, dream, dream

648
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,440


649
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,480


650
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,280


651
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,120


652
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,400


653
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400


654
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,440


655
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,560


656
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,080


657
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,040


658
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,360


659
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,400


660
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,320


661
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,440


662
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,840


663
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,680


664
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,640


665
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,360


666
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,360


667
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,040

touch down, down, down, down, down

668
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,000

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown

669
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,200

crown, crown, crown, crown, crown

670
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,440


671
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,920


672
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,040

the same, same, same, same, same

673
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,000

plane, plane, plane, plane, plane

674
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,920

her aim, aim, aim, aim, aim

675
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,400


676
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,160


677
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,160

space, space, space, space, space

678
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,000

a race, race, race, race, race

679
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,160

place, place, place, place, place

680
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,400


681
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,960


682
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,040

soon, soon, soon, soon, soon

683
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,800

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

684
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,400

the moon, moon, moon, moon, moon

685
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400


686
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,600


687
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,600
Captions by Red Bee Media

688
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,600
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